…rock, homer, lisa, cash…

And from the Bard’s famous, Much Apu About Nothing…

Homer: Not a bear in sight. The Bear Patrol must be working like a charm!
Lisa: That’s specious reasoning, dad.

Homer: Why thank you, honey.
Lisa: By your logic, I could claim that this rock keeps tigers away.
Homer: Hmm. How does it work?

Lisa: It doesn’t work; it’s just a stupid rock!
Homer: Uh-huh.

Lisa: But I don’t see any tigers around, do you?
Homer: Hmm… Lisa, I want to buy your rock.

…and, kinda very late, but for those who had used sheer preference as the reason for watching The Simpson’s instead of sterile MSM news comes a still better reason, to learn maths, Simon Singh: Bart Simpson, me, and the great maths scam – sort of l’espirit de l’escalier moment(?), or decades…