…ferguson! yankee ingenuity needed…

…and the bluebird of happiness will be just trilling…

Invite two Yazidis, no more, who will start duplicating instantaneously into hundreds, then thousands. Rename yourself Mount Ferguson. Then declare is is present. And since you are not Bill Clinton, the US will respond immediately with lots and lots of aid (from even the UK and France and Australia), and then they will all declare victory – is is  a thing of the past, tense aside. Peace in the valley. Joy on high.

After all, there was this nugget and inspiration from the National Journal regarding that activist, humanitarian US President,

The U.S., he said, won’t keep the refugees waiting either. “Earlier this week, one Iraqi in the area cried to the world, ‘There is no one coming to help,’ ” Obama said. “Well, today America is coming to help.”

Be of good cheer, Ferguson! Help is guaranteed, especially with this anti-democratic, terrifying behaviour from those is ‘bad guys’ beyond the Land of Freedom and Fast Food.

On second thought, on remembering US fame, patented in trade agreements, for destroying places to save them, scrap that idea…

…or be refugees to Nicaragua? Is the whole world watching and wondering, or what?…

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